Top Ten Dumbest Girls In Anime And Manga
We haven’t done a rAnDoM fUn StUfF post in sooooo long! 😦 Shame on us for boring you with repetitive weekly reviews! Anyway, here is a short list of girls who experience serious cognitive malfunctions throughout their lives. Most of these girls are very nice, altruistic people who would do any and everything to help/keep the ones they love. That’s great *thumbs up* However, we cannot help but notice their general lack of, well, common sense. Some of them do not even have a modicum of it. I must warn you that our comments are very passionate and harsh. Also beware of foul-mouthedness. Without further ado, um…here they are:
10. LELE CANE (The One) – A foolish girl from what I can remember. Didn’t like this manhwa very much. – §eraph
mu§e: The mu§e opines that Lele needed a hard slap…though, I must admit, I think Yin needed a harder slap….plus a drop kick. Don’t have much to say about her because I actually sorta liked her…or at least felt some form of pity for her. That usually doesn’t happen.
9. HIRASAWA YUI (K-ON!) – The creators of K-ON! REALLY went all out with this one. She’s not even on drugs. Not with her natural high that borders on retardation. She’s the type that would zone out and be in her own little world with drool running out of her mouth. I suppose many people would find her scatterbrained personality and klutzy habits really cute, *shrug*.
And just how is this child 15/16??? She belongs in preschool, not high school…though I suppose that’s exactly how the creators want her to be portrayed. Oh well, she’s still a scatterbrain. I don’t know how anyone over twelve can sit down and watch both seasons of K-ON! though. I couldn’t make it past episode 2 of the first one 😐 And worry not Yui, we WILL do as your t-shirt commands – §eraph
8. TSUBAKI HIBINO (Kyo Koi Wo Hajimemasu) – I know girls like this in real life. So sad. Soooo SAD. How can you continuously allow a guy to treat you less than dirt? She may need some psychological counselling. He’s not worth it Tsubaki >.< – §eraph
mu§e: This idiotic bitch 😐 That is all. I hate it…let me reiterate…I HATE it…like…there is no fathoming the depths of my hatred when girls act really super retarded over some boy who’s ridiculously MEAN to them. I seriously want to gouge out my eyes every time I see shit like this in a manga…that is of course, after I pour gasoline all over the heroine and light her on fire.
And this isn’t even any feminist rant yo…this is more like common f****** sense…which apparently isn’t very common in 2011 I hear. I mean like SERIOUSLY….but I dunno…I hate shoujo like this, but I tend to read em anyway….some sort of self torture I take a scary pleasure in.
7. YOUNG HARUNO SAKURA (Naruto) – Well, she is book smart but I suppose that doesn’t count. Her personal feelings for Sasuke overwhelm all common sense and reason. Is she still seriously in love with that psycho? No. That’s just ridiculous 😐 Then again, this is Sakura we’re talking about. – §eraph
mu§e: You do not want to get me started :|….you really don’t. I could write a novel on how much I hate this woman, especially in the original Naruto when she was really young. Like, I literally wanted her dead. Every time they fought I just wanted some bad guy to come along and tear her apart limb from limb. You don’t even understand. It was a really unhealthy hatred. She was just soooooo STUPID, she did absolutely NOTHING and then had the NERVE to complain about shit. Really, bitch?
For example, when they were doing the chuunin exams I believe, and Orochimaru was all up in there causing a mess with his giant snake fighting the 3 of them, and that little bitch (who I also hate) Sasuke, was totally freaking out and being the punk ass pu**y that he is, and then my man Naruto just went crazy with his demon fox power and was totally kicking ass…this bitch (Sakura) is doing NOTHING and has the nerve to scream at Sasuke (after the amount of years she has dissed Naruto) that at least Naruto’s doing something and not crying around like a baby…
Really? Like REALLY bitch? Oh and then, you know the whole I would do anything for you no matter what can’t see the evil in this twisted psychopath (Sasuke) who wants to destroy her VILLAGE. She’s so blindly in love with some whiny little pu**y that can’t get over himself….**breathe** And here is where I stop myself….moving right along. I hate expending too much of my life force for this idiot.
6. INOUE ORIHIME (Bleach) – Unlike my fellow bloggers, I LOVE Orihime and I want Ulquiorra to be resurrected so that he can make sweet love with her and produce little Esapada babies *sigh*. Fire and brimstone on all you damn HimexIchigo shippers!! :@ I agree that she’s an airheaded dunce though. Here’s what the mu§e had to say about her not so sterling qualities:
mu§e: I hate her. I’m not sure how anyone can like her and this isn’t just because she’s all over my man Ulqui-sama…not just, a good junk, of the reason, I’d say like…..1/6 of the reason HOWEVER the other 5/6 is because she’s sooo darned STUPID. And I can’t forgive her for it.
Other people I can forgive because they are generally stupid, through and through, but THIS idiot right here is actually bloody effing brilliant….and yet…she can be as dumb as a doornail and that REALLY irritates me. ESPECIALLY!!!!! since she has a lot of potential as a character if only they didn’t make her such a little, useless twit.
My disappointment in her manifests in hatred, ’tis true. Like really Orihime, use that big noodle of yours, figure your shit out, and stop being a little idiot that has to depend on other people when you well know you can do shit yourself.
5. HISAKO (Kindan no Koi De Ikou/Wo Shiyou etc) Alas, beauty isn’t everything…or maybe it is. In any case, this lady right here meets a large dog (a wolf) who saves her, she takes him to her apartment and he transforms into a sexy guy and she sleeps with him. Just like that.
She knew him for like….20 minutes? an hour? two hours? half the day? If that’s not bad, he lazily tells her he doesn’t have a place to live and TELLS her, not asks, TELLS her that he’ll stay with her. She says okay 😐 So she feeds him, shelters him AND has sex with him, constantly, and she knows nothing about this guy. N o t h i n g.
He doesn’t have a job and all he does is lie around and wait for her to come home from work so he can screw her again and again. This is romance?? Why the hell is she in love with this freeloader? She doesn’t seem to have any self worth. I don’t care how hott he is and how jealous her friends are. She’s dunce – §eraph
mu§e: I have to agree…she’s stupid. Yato is hot as the seventh hell, I must say so myself, but Hisako is really, really REALLY retarded. §eraph gives all the reasoning above. You guys should know how I feel about this kinda crap.
4. NIA TEPPELIN (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann) “I didnt think two people could become one, so I said no.” 😐 I think she should be number 1 just for saying that. Insufferable (but kind of cute) ignoramus.
mu§e: I personally LOVE Nia, I don’t think she should be this high up on the list (or even on it really), but I’ll let §eraph have her way this one. I’m just saying though, she’s adorable, the best. thing. ever….NOOOOOO!!! Why did you have to leave Simon and I, Nia?
3. PRINCESS SHIRAHOSHI (One Piece) – She is probably my least favourite female character in One Piece. Her infernal crying and general foolishness make me want to slap her with barbed wire. There’s also the option of throwing her to Pedo-Decken – §eraph
mu§e: Life isn’t all about you, you moron. Get out of bed, get out of that stupid tower and quit locking yourself in, QUIT WITH THE SNIVELING AND THE WHINING AND THE UNCALLED FOR TEARS and grow a pair. Seriously.
Moreover, I don’t care what your reasoning is…someone takes out your mother, you either tell someone who can deal with this “problem” or you deal with it yourself…seriously, moral code, filial piety and all that jazz. MOREOVER, it was a fishman who killed your mother.
I think that using Hody as an example would enable the OTHER fishmen etc to see how stupid this whole hatred for humans thing is etc etc, if one of their own kind was willing to KILL their QUEEN just for some stupid revenge thing. I’m just saying. You’re stupid, naïve…and you make me sick. And, I can’t wait for this arc to be over, so I no longer have to look in your pathetic, runny nosed face…
2. SUMI ASHIDA (Stepping On Roses) – The picture says it all. She needs Jesus – §eraph
mu§e: Lord have mercy, another one you can’t get me started on. Heaven help me. This idiot…went to a guy’s house…who she KNOWS loves her do DEATH (literally)…follows him INTO his house….takes a shower….IN THIS MAN’S HOUSE…you know, took off her clothes etc IN THIS MAN’S BATHROOM and then she wants to act all betrayed and shocked when the psycho steals her clothes so she can’t run away.
She wants to act all victim-y when he tries to kidnap her, tie her up and burn them together so that they will die together and when they resurrect in the next life they can “be together forever” or I don’t even know what kinda psychotic drama…REALLY Sumi…REALLY? Did some Japanese god hit you over your head until it no longer existed with a stupid stick? And that was the LEAST of the shit she did, mind you, you know…ugh. I can’t talk about this anymore…I need to find my blood pressure pills.
AND THE DUMBEST OF THEM ALL IS……!!!! *scary music/lightning flashes/thunder rolls*
1. USAGI TSUKINO!! (Sailor Moon) – I’ve never watched Sailor Moon unfortunately or fortunately *gasp* Yes, I’ve never watched it *shrug* However, I trust the mu§e’s judgment of character – §eraph
mu§e: Do I really need to explain her? Anyone who’s anybody should know the retardness that is Sailor Moon…Throughout the anime, all what? 200 episodes or so? She just kept on doing retarded shit, while I watched on in awe that anyone in this UNIVERSE…forget that in this GALAXY…in this TIME STREAM could be so, so, so, SO stupid. The other sailors should’ve beat the crap out of her. And that’s just the way I see it.
Did we miss anyone? Feel free to let us know what you think of this list! 😀 Also, be sure to check out more of our rAnDoM fUn sTuFf posts! ♥
DISCLAIMER BY THE mu§e: the mu§e would just like to say, that if her comments have offended anyone, anywhere…too damn bad…like seriously, I’d love to hear your opinions, but I highly doubt I will retract mine. Super Manga Fighters GO! owns NONE of these characters. All images found on: zerochan.net