Mangaka: Masashi Kishimoto Title: Koto Amatsukami Rating: T for Troll
Synopsis: Aha! More nastiness. Naruto spits out a large crow (how pleasant) and Naruto remembers the time Itachi gave him some sort of power way back when. Then we have Pein warning Naruto about Itachi’s next move which just goes to show how dull and retarded this battle is. Pein used to be a BAWSE. Now he’s all chummy and caring and throwing compliments and warnings all over the place: Naruto watch out! Naruto that was cool! Naruto I think I love you!
So anyway, we get a little action, Itachi’s eyes bleed and the characters run up and down and actually do stuff, when Itachi manages to break free of Kabuto’s control. Yay! Lots of talking and explaining of important stuff that we should care about but don’t ensue. Bee and Pein whiz across the page, pwning each other, with Pein/Nagato being the victor in the end. The latter then does something to Naruto and then he is “complete”. Ooooo! Can we stop doing weekly Naruto reviews on our blog now? 😐 We’re not freaking masochists.
Likes: “Why didn’t you use Shusui’s eye on Sasuke in the first place fool?!” And Bee rarely makes me chuckle. I usually find him more of an annoying character than a funny one. I guess I have to thank the fan translators for the few times he’s actually kind of funny. Let’s see what else did I like…the action? Er…no. The loquacious suicide inspiring conversations? No. Naruto vomiting giant bird thing? No! Itachi breaking free of Kabuto’s control? I guess.
I love Itachi. They should not have brought him back to life. Now he seems less cool and badass. The information he provided about his past with Shusui was pretty important to be honest. However it comes at such an inopportune moment. I’m completely intolerant of any lengthy chatter at this point, important or otherwise 😐 Nagato is complete. Um, okay. Does that mean he’ll finally shut up and just let Kabuto control him so he can destroy stuff without shouting warnings and displaying emotion every freaking second? No Naruto next week! Woohoo! God Bless Obon ❤
Dislikes: Kabuto has killed the whole vybe (his character development annoyed the hell out of me). Why doesn’t Itachi just use his super duper eyes, find him and kill him and get this whole thing over with? I hope Itachi goes back to the land of the dead before Sasuke shows up.
I don’t want a repetition of Gaara’s little crying session when he faced his padre. Seriously. Let Sasuke stay bad and talk minimally and let Naruto just kill his ass. Anyone else thinks Naruto’s fox mode is lame now? Please pray for Masashi Kishimoto.
More Chapter Ratings:
mu§e: Crap/10 – I hated this chapter. That is all you really need to know. I waas hoping they’d get around to the point, little did I know they were still struggling with it. Was this chapter REALLY necessary? All this shitty, cheesy talk about saving Sasuke and Itachi and them practically suiciding themselves. Kill me now. Put me out of my misery.
§tiggles: 3/20 – Wtf. Seems like he’s just pulling any old story out of the toilet at this point.
Random Fun Stuff: Gangsta Sakura gets her mayn!
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