Faster than a Kiss has been the source of my agony and many flipped laptops, tables, beds…the usual. Like why? Oh dear Buddha, why?
Those of you who read know what I’m talking about! Don’t look at me all confused, yo. First of all, if you like your “girly” stuff, it is as solid as it gets. Not too crazy, people aren’t tripping all the damn time in psychotic ways that has become typical of so many shoujo manga; not so emotional that you get a headache; lots of funny moments, and Kazuma’s sadism is just adorably funny.
That being said: WHY in the name of all the gods, have they not bloody kissed yet!? #rage #FlipsAnotherTable #iKnowThisIsntTwitter.
Like honestly speaking. Ok. Ok. I know Kazuma was worried about Fumino and they were teacher and student, blah blah blah blah blah BLAH. My blahs aside he did do the honorable thing, I grudgingly admit. However, let’s not pretend they weren’t kissing all kinda other places, and doing all kinda weird things in closed spaces. But yes, they did keep things mostly honorable.
So then, WHY when that wall of student/teachernesss finally disappeared after the graduation….why, WHY didn’t he kiss her god? I mean, he basically proclaimed in front of EVERYONE that she was “his girl”…so what the bloody hell man? And okay, so maybe he wanted it to be more private…10 seconds later he pulled her into a closet. But no…they are bent on torturing the living bloody daylights out of me. Of course they were up under each other unbearably close…but nothing more than that. All he needed to do was like…breathe -___- and the distance between them which was like one centimetre would’ve been closed…but noooooooo.
Then!!!!!!!! *rages some more* In the epitome of all things cruel and unusual, in the latest chapter (that would be chapter 56), that was the one she graduated in and all that blah, Kazuma invited her over…gave her her own KEY :|…instructed that she “come over” (we all know what that shit means, let’s be real, grown adults up in here)…and guess where that troll of a chapter ended? Yes! You guessed right, with her hand on the !@#$%^&* door! Screw you Tanaka Meca!! Why? Why would you do that?
And you know, I wouldn’t have minded so much, if you know, these chapters came out regularly. But no, no, of course not. That would make life way too simple. Instead we have to wait anything from 2 weeks to a bloody fecking MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! before we get that chapter to know what happens when she goes into that room. #flipscouch.
So help me God, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu…I dunno, you call it, So help me all of them. If something doesn’t happen in that room…I’m not asking for anything pervy…all I want is the satisfaction of ONE kiss, one peck! Goddammit man! I’m trying to live vicariously through these damn characters and they won’t LET me!!! I just want one kiss, and I will be silenced until their wedding, or whenever they’re set to be living together since Kazuma has that weird (SPOILER) moving away thing going on. GAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! @#$%^&*()_O&*^&*^(&^$^$&^&. *kicks over a house*
I swear, I love you Tanaka-sensei…Faster than a kiss is an amazing shoujo manga. I truly do enjoy it…but for crying out loud, please? Pretty please? With cherries on top? I just want my heart to melt when Fumino blushes and Kazuma gets that super sweet, heartbreaking smile on his face when they share that first REAL kiss…I’m not asking for much am I?
#EndRant mu§e is out!
If you read Faster than a Kiss, please, PLEASE, tell me your opinions on the manga and DEFINITELY tell me if you share my freaking frustration *rages once more* Comment down below! And see you next time with Random Rant!
ok…I lied. I lied when I said I was done. You see that shit right there? YOU SEE THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!! Through a face mask, they kissed on the lips through a bloody face mask! Why must you torment me so? gaaahhh #tosseslaptop. I don’t remember which chapter of the manga this is from. I’m too angry to remember -___-. Suffice to say it was when Kazuma got sick and Fumino was “nursing” him.
In searching for good images I realize that they don’t have a lot of good fan art for Faster than a Kiss. If you see any around give us a buzz? Danke!
None of the images belong to §uperMangaFightersGo! We also do not own (or have anything to do with) the work Faster than a Kiss. Characters, art, idea, plot and all that good stuff ©Tanaka Meca. Volume image from volume three I believe, found it on this random webpage Good Reads that appears to be in German. Manga page image found on zerochan.net.